Bumpwatch is over: Apple now has a little brother. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have welcomed their second child into this cruel world, and given him a name guaranteed to haunt his social interactions and personal relations well into his second round of rehab. Ladies and gentlemen, say hi to Moses. Apple and Moses Martin. I feel like there has to be a joke here somewhere, I just can't quite find it. Maybe something to do with Kabbala. Maybe not. However, it does seem curious that ABC's miniseries version of The Ten Commandments premiered tonight, on the very day Moses Martin was called into being. Coincidence? Yeah. Maybe.
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